These are apparently photographs of people, things and moments in Russia which are, for the most part, REALLY strange (and funny!). Here
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BT snoozing
February 25, 2008 — blackhatspiderI was looking for a quote from BT (UK communications service provider) today and filled out the appropriate WEB form. About 15seconds later (impressive !!) I got an automated mail to say my enquiry would be dealt with, the reference number made me laugh … BT snoozing or was my enquiry just boring ?? 
Dear __ ____ _________
Thank you for your quote request. We can confirm it has been forwarded to the BT team with Reference Number ZZZZZZZ. You will receive a reply shortly. Please retain the reference number for future use.
Best wishes,
BT
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R2D2 translator
December 6, 2007 — blackhatspiderWant to translate something into R2D2 speak … then now is your chance
For those last minute Xmas gifts, why not use Microsoft gift guide 2007
November 27, 2007 — blackhatspiderFor such beauties as “Plan and track weight loss $19″ to “Give a gift of peace of mind, SimplyFile an overflowing inbox. 50% off” then why not visit the Microsoft gift store for 2007 where these and lots of other wonderful add-ons can be picked up.
“Professional backgrounds for PowerPoint for only $199″ – Surely they should have thought of those when developing PowerPoint in the first place … and does this mean that the backgrounds which were included with the software are NOT “Professional”
Note to self – find FreeWare alternatives to those add-ons listed and post
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Parent of the year
October 5, 2007 — blackhatspiderI don’t know if this is real — but it is damn funny and a true contender for “Parent of the year”
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Feist 1 2 3 4
September 30, 2007 — blackhatspiderNew ipod commercial in its entirety …. pretty neat.
Gorilla + Phil Collins = Cadbury’s Chocolate
September 2, 2007 — blackhatspiderJust a link to a funny video of a gorilla playing the drums to the intro of a Phil Colins video.
Everything is bigger in Texas – even the spider WEBs
August 31, 2007 — blackhatspiderOne enormous spider WEB (650Ft) has been reported in Lake Tawakoni state park in Texas, US. Apparently the work of millions of tiny spiders (should we be thankful that this was not *one big spider* !!) getting together and possibly starting from a central point and working out. Social CobWeb has been used to describe this, maybe google will sue
News link is here
Simpsons meet StarWars – parody
August 30, 2007 — blackhatspiderA shameless parody by Rich Cando — very good and damn funny too !!!
9 words women use….
August 11, 2007 — blackhatspiderI don’t know the original source of this, but these are so true and funny ……
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.
Dilbert .. ahhh he touches the hearts of so many
August 10, 2007 — blackhatspiderThis just cracked me up ….
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Play with your own Pee and Poo
August 7, 2007 — blackhatspiderA wonderful opportunity to play with your very own pee and poo
Space furniture
August 6, 2007 — blackhatspiderThis is a very smart use of furniture but it may take you a moment to guess what it is
